Once Demotivational Poster
ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.
OPPORTUNITY KNOCKS ONCE -
Heart of Rock & Roll -
ONCE YOU SEE IT - You'll shit bricks.
USELESS INFORMATION - Nobody at the red light cares how many times you've forgotten to take your birth control pills.
OUT OF HER DEPTH -
CULTURES - Looks like we're not so different after all...
SPONSORSHIP - when it gets to something like this you know it is bad
BLIND MISCONCEPTIONS - He thinks she wants him in a bad way, she thinks he is a total dirty dog.
TRUE CONCERN -
CONCEAL AND CARRY - It is going to take a lot more than that, you could put an eye out with those things.
BLOODSUCKING EVIL DEVIL WOMAN - Otherwise known as the ex wife.
DEEP IN MY HEART -
EXCUSE ME... -
A DIFFICULT LIE -
METH - Not even once!
EPIC BOOTY - Etta James remarked recently that she wants to whoop this ass... So do I...but I think our reasons may differ!
SPORTS STEREOTYPING - Is it true that American white men can't jump and Canadian black men can't play hockey ?
ARE YOU SURE - no one is following us?
ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.
Old Concept -
WHEN SECONDS COUNT... -
WALSH YOUR TROUBLES AWAY -
TALENT - THE ABILITY TO PLEASE TEN MEN AT ONCE !!!
THE JIG -
I wish -
FOR THE TIMES -
DON'T MAKE ME ANGRY - YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY
Concentration Camps -
HOW TO GET PEOPLE TO SWITCH TO ELECTRIC CARS: - Just release the damn concepts!!!
DON'T YOU DARE - Just Hush
GERMANY - Where Beer Has More Volume Percent Than Hard Booze In The Rest Of The World!
BLONDE WOES -
CONCEITED - yes and did i mention i'm better looking than you too...
SILLY HEALTH NUTS -
ROTER LICKER - Some things never change... ...only thing now days some men pay her BIG money to do it.
NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS -
PRODUCEMAN CONCERT -
HOW IS SHE NOW -
ONE ADVANTAGE -
MUSIC - It Reaches Out And Touches People
WORKPLACE SAFETY - OSHA is going to hear about this one...and for whistling at me and "rating" the fall? Maybe the EEOC will get a call too!
SHIT FOR BRAINS -
STYLE - This woman oozes it from every orifice in her body.
MOOOSES - Bringing the Commandments and Love to the Great White North
HUGH JACKMAN - So handsome, nipples just pop out for him!
THE MOSH PIT -
LIONS - Here's the only surefire way to get more!
ONCE YOU SEE BRICKS - You Will Shit... Dammit, I Failed Again. I hate myself so much.
I ONCE CAUGHT A......... - whale this big!!!!!
CONCEPTION - Demonstrated by Heidi und Ahmed
PSSST LIL' WAYNE - Da police don't just pull over a tour bus, without exigent cirumstances! Your Agent tipped them off for the publicity.
HMMM - Shall I do Cubby once or twice tonight ?
ONCE IN A LIFETIME - IT'S GUARANTEED THAT YOUR PARTNER WILL CALL HEARTS
Once You See Him -
THE AMAZING NEW PHOTOSHOP DIET -
OSCHESTRA SEATING - Security made me switch SEATS... After they found out my PARENTS were MARRIED when I was BORN.
"SOMEWHERE, OVER THE RAINBOW..." - SKIES ARE GRAY
Motherly Love -
The Breakfast Club -
CASTUP OR KETCHUP THE GREAT QUESTION -
Dangerously In Love -
once upon a time -
OH THE THINGS THAT YOU'LL FIND OUT -
Forever Young -
SIGNS OF THE TIMES -
30 PIECES OF SILVER -
Orange Juice from Concentrate -
CONCEPTION - The Beginning Of The End.
NICOLAS CAGE -
TICKET SALES - Another brisk sale-out for the Vanilla Ice Northern Lights Tour...
Within 70 Years -
NOT FUNNY ENOUGH - That's what the moderator said Let's go have a little chat
CONTAGION SHAKES & SHIMMY - "Champagne Sway-Dancing", "Pony-Tail Whipping" What ever it you call it, It was still a Better show than Beyonce's Half-Time one.
SHAME - It would be one if something, happened to your preciouse SUPER-BOWL. Seeing as all that kvetching you did about the Inauguration. Crying Gold-Darn Shame.
MEET SEAN -
CAN OF INSPIRATION - At this moment I even don't know what for I could use it
B2K - She messed up the Inauguration. . . . Now her light-show and holograms, messed up the HARBAUGH-BOWL!! Is no-one gonna do anything about her? When will she be stopped?
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