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Once Demotivational Poster

ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.

TAGS: once you see it you will shit bricks
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by Jaimie Fry

Silvermist - April 8, 2009, 5:16 pm
lol I didn't shit bricks but I was concentrating so hard on the red circle trying to figure it out that when I saw the kid it startled me a bit.
amina - February 8, 2009, 6:00 pm
KRoNiK- wow, thats a change of pace, you calling someone else racist XD.
KRoNiK - February 8, 2009, 1:14 pm
Hey Wowzers Fuck you. You racist asshole
wow - September 30, 2008, 7:42 pm
fucking idiots, look on the left, it's a black dude
Wowzers - June 19, 2008, 5:30 pm
Can't believe some of you crackers are scared by negros
Solland - May 2, 2008, 11:31 pm
omg that scared me, if you cant see it look to the left middle, left of the white dot
Neal - April 29, 2008, 3:24 pm
this is just gay... if there is nothing there... DON'T DRAW A CIRCLE YOU IDIOTS!
Wow - April 18, 2008, 3:59 am
Freaky...fer shizzle
frenzypanda - April 6, 2008, 2:04 am
bravo!!! It did scare me a bit...
oretty sure - April 3, 2008, 1:20 am
This is from the end of the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre
unexplained_paranoia - March 27, 2008, 11:32 am
Yeah... I don't get it. Is this one of those creepy pictures where you focus on something then the picture changes to something freaky?
the shrimp - March 21, 2008, 10:38 pm
does anyone know where this image came from?
Homeless Joe - March 19, 2008, 4:18 pm
I don't think it's supposed to be creepy. It looks like that with the atmosphere, and there's just a kid looking around the corner.
Gareth - March 18, 2008, 2:01 pm
I think thats the point. You focus on the circle then crap there is a creepy person!
Chris - March 18, 2008, 12:31 am
i see the creepy looking person, but whats the red circle for?


Heart of Rock & Roll -

TAGS: rock roll concert fans huey lewis lyric
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 6, 2013, 1:50 am
A young Stephen Hawking? I didn't know he like Rock and Roll.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 24, 2013, 1:57 pm
Wow, this is proof that Rock And Roll is good music with good fans.
BobbEdwards - September 14, 2013, 11:11 pm
Silverheart - September 14, 2013, 6:57 pm

Huey Lewis and the News are highly underrated. Great poster, Bobb!

ONCE YOU SEE IT - You'll shit bricks.

TAGS: scary once you see it when you see it shit bricks shit
Rating: 2.12/5

More motifakes by Justin

kiabaman4258 - October 3, 2010, 2:03 pm
it is false that your hair continues to grow when you die....what really happens is your skin contracts and the hair pushes through
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 12:31 pm
Sean, don't you ever watch The Learning Channel? Even after you die, your hair, nails and head keep growing. (But the phone calls taper off)
Sean - June 14, 2009, 2:49 am
I know, eh? For a child ghost, she's got a very big head. Extra spooky.
RandomApe - June 14, 2009, 2:41 am
For some very odd reason, that is one of the creepiest photos I have ever seen
hmm - May 13, 2009, 4:43 pm
looks like a hawt ghost lol i'd hit it
LT - February 26, 2009, 11:49 am
theres a ghost on the 4th swing if yo look you will see the face
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 28, 2008, 11:19 am
That's because like all the shitbricker mindfuck posters, it is inconsequential bullshit that is too hard to see for whatever the intended effect is.
Kung-Fu Devil - October 28, 2008, 10:42 am
I actually can't see what it is... I see a shape near the swinging swing but I can't make out what it is.
Emily - October 28, 2008, 4:16 am
What the hell is that?? Ferragho I can see the Kool-Aid man too!
Ferragho - August 29, 2008, 7:33 pm
All I see is the Kool-Aid man hiding near a post.
Limeman - August 17, 2008, 1:32 pm
What can I use these bricks for now?
Chris - July 30, 2008, 5:59 pm
Someone needs to quit taking photographs in the Silent Hill playground...
BoB - July 16, 2008, 3:47 pm
plz let that be rly good photoshop...
InkFox - July 11, 2008, 5:33 pm
the swing that's moving, look closely
Fatuitous - July 9, 2008, 3:41 pm
I need help... I am missing it.
Ahnuld - June 14, 2008, 9:52 am
Damn baby predators...
That dude - June 13, 2008, 7:45 pm
seen not even freaked out. no bricks shat at all maybe a yawn made but no bricks shat
Pinky Malone - June 6, 2008, 4:49 am
Ah, finally one that is worthy. Didn't shit bricks, but definitely creeped out right now.
Captain Whitey - April 27, 2008, 9:11 pm
Saw it. No bricks shat.

USELESS INFORMATION - Nobody at the red light cares how many times you've forgotten to take your birth control pills.


TAGS: grave concern pond
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - August 30, 2011, 6:39 pm
Very nice.
culos - August 30, 2011, 8:55 am
Wunderbar! Reminds me of my ex!


TAGS: society adventure concept reality individual
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - June 30, 2012, 9:40 am
Merci Gary... And that's also an interesting thought, Emil... Never really thought about that... Thanks for that...
EmilioDumphque - June 30, 2012, 12:24 am
The dotted line down the middle of the highway is a mental concept too, but it seems to work.
GaryO - June 29, 2012, 7:13 pm
Looks like yer trend is workin’ out jus’ fine, jus’ fine indeed


TAGS: zombies much friendlier once you get to know them
Rating: 3.05/5

More motifakes by McLovin666

5150monkeylove - November 6, 2010, 9:36 pm
He is just with him for his mind


TAGS: no pain fear concern mariand
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by mariand

mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:17 am
thanks...nice Mod :)
Reality Lord - September 26, 2011, 7:24 pm


CULTURES - Looks like we're not so different after all...

TAGS: but in our culture you can be da bomb more than once
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

Faceplant31 - March 2, 2010, 3:19 pm

SPONSORSHIP - when it gets to something like this you know it is bad

TAGS: sponcer condoms
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Axis

tomyironmane - July 24, 2013, 3:33 pm
True, "Gotta catch 'em all" is about the LAST thing you wanna see on something that you're supposed to use to prevent pregnancies and STDs...
Axis - June 29, 2012, 2:18 pm
you kno all the nerds want pokemon and Xbox live,m&ms,MC Donalds,BK,pringels are there for the fat people m guessing the enrgizer one is for travlers and nike,gatorade and monster are for the health nuts...lol :D XD
steve1961 - June 29, 2012, 3:12 am
They are all pretty stupid but the Pokemon one is particularly creepy to me. And where's KFC and Samsung?
Axis - June 23, 2012, 1:58 am
yerp LOL! and thankx :)
Budog - June 22, 2012, 8:53 pm
You know what they say about politics and prostitution... 5L

BLIND MISCONCEPTIONS - He thinks she wants him in a bad way, she thinks he is a total dirty dog.


TAGS: sarcasm apathy concern
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 10, 2013, 11:43 pm
Been there, done that.
Reality Lord - August 4, 2011, 7:12 pm



TAGS: you only live once cubby
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

jackripper - August 26, 2010, 9:11 am
BAM!! Taken it up a notch
Reality Lord - August 26, 2010, 7:35 am

culos - August 26, 2010, 6:03 am
B as in Booters??? 5B's!

CONCEAL AND CARRY - It is going to take a lot more than that, you could put an eye out with those things.

TAGS: guns concealed carry
Rating: 3.94/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - March 14, 2011, 12:23 pm
I bet your right.
IllicoPresto - March 11, 2011, 11:55 pm
I bet that if i push that little button, the gun will pop out!
champ99 - March 9, 2011, 5:36 pm
From that point of view, I may have to change my mind!
guyfox - March 9, 2011, 5:32 pm
this is why I support open carry

BLOODSUCKING EVIL DEVIL WOMAN - Otherwise known as the ex wife.

TAGS: someone once asked me why i like porn so much i just laughed and laughed
Rating: 3.39/5

More motifakes by whatukno

LD0ne - April 13, 2010, 9:28 am
i beg to differ http://www.naughty.com/news/Avril_Lavigne/Hot_Maxim_Photos/images/Avril_Lavigne_Nice_Curves_picture.jpg
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 15, 2009, 4:23 pm
Is that Avril Lavigne? The only thing scarier is her without a little photoshopping or with a microphone.



TAGS: deep heart concealed scared confess
Rating: 3.46/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Reality Lord - October 1, 2011, 10:23 pm

please submit thhis to moti-twist as well. link at bottom of this page.


TAGS: sure just dont kill me if my hand slips once or twice assignment for january 1 power girl
Rating: 3.75/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

DavidEdwardMartin - March 15, 2012, 10:08 pm
That's a nice Power Girl portrait. Who's the artist?
Produceman117 - January 1, 2010, 6:03 am
Nah, I'm busy. Fapping. 5Ls.


TAGS: baseball day chuck norris joke captain hook played catcher once massive hole
Rating: 3.44/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

aesop's folly - November 20, 2009, 9:04 am
Bartimaeus - October 25, 2009, 9:13 pm
Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
MrRandom - October 25, 2009, 8:04 pm
The "Hook" part is what clenches this one. Great poster Bart.


TAGS: not even once your mom
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

spacedog - December 24, 2010, 2:14 pm
Claire - December 23, 2010, 7:22 pm
It's OC.
Wolfengrad - December 23, 2010, 4:50 pm
Haha,what is this comic from? I can't seem to find it.
culos - December 23, 2010, 7:14 am
On a serious note, go to the forums, there are enough threads to point you in the right direction, you can also PM a regular like RL, they'll be happy to assist
culos - December 23, 2010, 7:13 am
First step is to get yourself some Meth, the rest will come to you before you know it
cristianantilla - December 23, 2010, 3:15 am
How do you make those pictures? Please help me :O
cristianantilla - December 23, 2010, 3:15 am
How do you make those pictures? Please help me :O
5150monkeylove - December 22, 2010, 10:12 pm
5 burnt bridges!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 22, 2010, 6:55 pm
Moooo+ Likey.5L
crankyhead - December 22, 2010, 5:48 pm
you ju5t won the internet.
Claire - December 22, 2010, 1:39 pm
Airman - December 22, 2010, 1:08 pm
good one RL


METH - Not even once!

TAGS: not even once
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Chef

CaptainBaked - January 16, 2011, 11:09 am
HAHA! brilliant...

EPIC BOOTY - Etta James remarked recently that she wants to whoop this ass... So do I...but I think our reasons may differ!

TAGS: beyonce epic booty
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

union - May 22, 2009, 3:16 pm
Not epic. Etta James, it's all yours.


TAGS: eat mushrooms more than once
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by mariand

jedimonk - September 21, 2011, 4:45 pm
mariand - September 20, 2011, 11:25 am
LOL @ chaser
CloudchaserS - September 20, 2011, 10:33 am
Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, OMG, snake!

SPORTS STEREOTYPING - Is it true that American white men can't jump and Canadian black men can't play hockey ?

ARE YOU SURE - no one is following us?

TAGS: that would be inconceivable
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Airman

union - October 10, 2010, 1:51 pm
I just happen to look back, and something is there.
agdaniele - September 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
It's completely and totally inconceivable!

ONCE YOU SEE IT - You will shit bricks.

TAGS: shit bricks once you see it
Rating: 1.86/5
King Logicass - May 7, 2009, 12:19 am
Mally - February 9, 2009, 8:19 pm
Umm i think he should see a doctor cause his "shaft" looks like it is where his belly button should be
Watch corn instead - October 1, 2008, 4:04 am
The reflection of the girl in the light blue dress looks like she's about to get nutted on by the black guy. For some reason his hand looks like it's gripping his shaft, ready to bukkake. I swear I don't watch porn.
BLA - September 7, 2008, 1:39 pm
omg the girl in front has no tounge!!!!!!
Alexiel - July 11, 2008, 5:07 pm
id like some of that
Captain Whitey - May 17, 2008, 6:03 pm
You came in a little late, Cory, we discussed that in earlier comments. The possible crackhead in the light blue dress is the cause of the reflection.
Cory - May 17, 2008, 6:01 pm
Actually it's the reflection on the bottom right of the table.
Brian - May 15, 2008, 1:39 am
there is a fish in the fruit bowl, maybe thats it
shtoink - May 15, 2008, 1:03 am
i think its the chocolate fountain. that much chocolate would freak me out! id stick myhead under it!
Captain Whitey - May 15, 2008, 12:18 am
Unless she's supposed to be a zombie or something. It just looks like she's drunk, pale, too much eyeshadow, and blinking in the middle of a picture.
IDontGetIt - May 14, 2008, 11:51 pm
So is it just the reflection in that plate that's we're supposed to be freaked by? If so, might work better if we couldn't actually see the girl in light blue...
Captain Whitey - May 14, 2008, 6:05 pm
Yes, the reflection of the girl in the light blue dress. This one just sucks.
cm - May 14, 2008, 5:45 pm
Ok, see what? The reflection of a face and a hand on the table?
jj - May 14, 2008, 4:37 pm
OH NO!!! The dreaded, cant shut her mouth girl! LOLOLOLOL

Old Concept -

TAGS: nation god concept test dark ages
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 11, 2016, 9:48 pm
That's what I holler!


TAGS: ccw carryconcealed selfdefence 911 protection
Rating: 4.7/5

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marlygirl - April 12, 2011, 1:30 pm
Dimytri - January 26, 2011, 4:31 pm
love it
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:07 pm
(Crap, I'm going back to bed.)Hence...
GySgt1811 - January 25, 2011, 7:06 pm
autumnspirit - January 25, 2011, 5:57 pm
Ain't that the truth!



TAGS: talent ten men satified at once
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by Budog

R.S.Jake - March 30, 2010, 5:16 pm
HA HA!! Oh, you said thirst...never mind.
Bovee - March 30, 2010, 5:14 pm
or one man with a massive thirst.


TAGS: if i told you once i told you twice red and white strips
Rating: 3.52/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 5:01 pm
ROFLMAO! Ummmm, Ron? You just explained a whole LOT about yourself in that comment!!!
LogicDude - October 26, 2009, 4:59 pm
His son can only hope, eh Rerun?
rerun - October 26, 2009, 4:22 pm

worst part is he drove wife to hospital while drunk, violate his probation and will very well miss his new son 1st birthday as well.
RONSART - October 26, 2009, 4:15 pm
LOL.5L.believe it or not.but, is the same Hospital where I was born (of course, orginal building torn down yrs ago, now newer hospital)even had middle name named after-DEE-hated my mom for years for doing. Utah has it share of perverts-maybe its the water


TAGS: comma deleted happy know conceited dogsbody
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Sean

stormXIII - August 4, 2011, 9:23 pm
he he, a misunderstood poster I think (at least I'm not the only one living it)


I wish -

TAGS: just once
Rating: 4.86/5

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TAGS: rock concerts
Rating: 4.63/5

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Zealot - November 15, 2010, 6:04 pm
1, 6 and 9 here. all at the same time


Concentration Camps -


TAGS: concern milk aids rape aids
Rating: 4.38/5

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Hawamleh - October 3, 2010, 7:43 pm
Talk About Heaven.
jameswnash - October 3, 2010, 7:24 pm
That's a party though, man, his monkey, his goat and enough beer for all
Feasibly - October 3, 2010, 6:36 pm
Nice one Hawa! I cannot understand why I saw this one as being funny...*cough cough* 5L
Hawamleh - October 3, 2010, 5:49 pm
Syntax error, emergency mind shutdown.
rerun - October 3, 2010, 4:41 pm

how about monkeys loving goats?
Hawamleh - October 3, 2010, 4:39 pm
You Believe What, The Sexual Healthiness Of Tender Loving Goats? Or Do You believe In Monkey Molestation?
forseti - October 3, 2010, 4:33 pm
In some strange way I believe that, Hawa... :P
Hawamleh - October 3, 2010, 3:45 pm
I will point fingers, I never did understand you monkey people... I'm a goat man myself,and goats have been proven to be healthy sexual partners by my ancestors.
Reality Lord - October 3, 2010, 1:51 pm

oh sure...point fingers...like we all haven't done that to monkeys. guys...am i wrong here....guys....lolz

HOW TO GET PEOPLE TO SWITCH TO ELECTRIC CARS: - Just release the damn concepts!!!

TAGS: chevy concept reality car zoomer
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by zoomer296

thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 13, 2013, 2:00 am
zoomer296 - March 11, 2013, 12:50 am
No this sucker's electric, I just need water to generate the 300w needed to run the motor. (Yes, that's supposed to be a Back To The Future reference.)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 11, 2013, 12:29 am
O..... M...... G!
robbidos - March 10, 2013, 11:03 pm
The concepts aren't released because mainstream is considered to ignorant and dull to want something different. the technology for running a car on water was created before Henry Ford. And i'm not talking steam.
zoomer296 - March 10, 2013, 10:28 pm
They have about 10 of them up and running in Japan: http://tinyurl.com/452dmu
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 10, 2013, 1:31 am
I've seen commercials a long time ago about a car that can run on water. They ended the commercial saying, "It'll be ready when the world is ready." It's more like when the oil tycoons die.
zoomer296 - March 8, 2013, 9:38 pm
Sorry, broken link. Here is a new one: http://tinyurl.com/alu4y5x
zoomer296 - March 8, 2013, 9:36 pm
Yes it does: http://files.conceptcarz.com/img/Chevrolet/chevy_Volt_Concept_DAS_07_DV-02.jpg
EmilioDumphque - March 8, 2013, 1:10 am
The concept looks like a brick and doesn't have doors. The reality looks sleeker and does.
CloudchaserS - March 8, 2013, 12:15 am
I'm told that auto industry concepts are nothing more than glorified displays of new ideas. They never actually get produced no matter how cool they are.

DON'T YOU DARE - Just Hush

TAGS: say it once
Rating: 3.61/5

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sickartist - December 31, 2009, 1:33 pm
Twice in a row you got me
GreyScorpion - December 31, 2009, 12:34 pm
Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice, Beetle Juice!!! 5 yellow submarines

GERMANY - Where Beer Has More Volume Percent Than Hard Booze In The Rest Of The World!

TAGS: alcoholic proof percentage solutions concentration
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 2, 2010, 2:43 pm
you recommended Bourbon. So I found a beer as 'hard' as Bourbon. 80% is too much, you're right. But we work on that!!!*fg*
GreyScorpion - April 2, 2010, 2:20 pm
80 proof beer? I don't think so...to be that high a % it'd have to be distilled, and then it's not beer anymore. you crazy germans ;)
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:11 pm

Miller lite? Give me some credit, Coors Cutter is the best there is............................................................................................................it must be good, they serve it at my AA meetings
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:43 pm
@Mongo "Satans brew", interesting.
Mongo - April 2, 2010, 12:43 pm
They have this stuff called "Satans brew" in Naples, Italy.....so juicy n sweet. Same proof. So good.
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 11:47 am
Yeah, anyone used to Miller Lite won't care for something like this. I could drink(sip) on that for hours.
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:56 am

you know it has to be somewhat quality to come in a presentation case like that. Maybe not taste quality compared to the water down crap I drink.
spacedog - April 2, 2010, 10:54 am
Re=arrange the letters and you get HorschCockBS, and the country of origin only gives it one lion....(jk)
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:51 am

looks good doesn't it? And with a day like it is here I have nothing better to do.
Fatt Matt - April 2, 2010, 10:49 am
My god... my throat burns just looking at that.
rerun - April 2, 2010, 10:05 am

wish I could get a bottle imported.


TAGS: been there done that more than once
Rating: 3.05/5

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Sean - July 12, 2009, 12:47 am
Not yet.
BuZZbomb - July 11, 2009, 11:32 pm
Give her some credit. At least the screen doesn't have White Out on it!
agdaniele - July 11, 2009, 9:49 pm
Just... just... wow.


TAGS: concentration bad loser
Rating: 2.08/5

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LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 11:41 pm
That explains a whoooooole lot...sorta clears up things a bit, ya know?
Woodywood03a - August 8, 2009, 11:38 pm
well, having been kicked in the head and kicking grown men in the head really takes me back. That is called a jumping heel kick right there.

CONCEITED - yes and did i mention i'm better looking than you too...


TAGS: canadian motifaker origin laboratory conception
Rating: 4.79/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2011, 9:39 am
I have more funny in my little finger than you have in your entire body...unless you take your pants off.....Then you're hilarious!
agdaniele - March 31, 2011, 9:27 am
I commented first, in anticipation of your inability to bring the funny. A stitch in time, so to speak.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2011, 1:58 am
And way to comment first on your own poster BTW
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 31, 2011, 1:58 am
Is this because I won't return your moms calls? 5 go fuck yourselves.
agdaniele - March 28, 2011, 11:04 pm
This applies to all canada people.... er, Canadianites? John Candysons? Gretzkies? French Americans? Mooooocows?




TAGS: you only live once
Rating: 4.5/5

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Hawamleh - November 26, 2010, 6:00 pm
5 lions, and 2nd moti into my favs !

ROTER LICKER - Some things never change... ...only thing now days some men pay her BIG money to do it.

TAGS: yesterday once more
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Anonymous2 - May 28, 2010, 2:13 pm
Rotor, not roter.


TAGS: once a month cant hurt
Rating: 4.29/5

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Swampfox - April 26, 2015, 5:10 am
Not seeing bacon...




TAGS: redhead once a kid
Rating: 3.9/5

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agdaniele - February 12, 2011, 12:22 pm
We all are.
Cubbybear - February 12, 2011, 11:27 am
Because of you Karen does porn now...Happy?


TAGS: a preconceived attitude opinion or feeling usually negative formed without adequate knowledge thought or reason
Rating: 3.73/5

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lesterinside - March 20, 2010, 2:32 pm
lol. i just found multiple demotivational poster of this image running the same theme, something kicked in and i decided to do the opposite and play around a bit.
Sean - March 20, 2010, 2:16 pm
Uhmmm, I'll go with: deer poo is exempted from the law of gravity, for some reason not addressed by the text of the poster(?).


TAGS: live from the 250th anniversary concert
Rating: 3.67/5

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Fatt Matt - January 11, 2010, 2:15 pm
I always wondered who recorded the original Dr Who theme.
Derek - December 23, 2009, 5:28 am
Damn cybermen are everywhere


TAGS: chipmunk it was just an open air concert
Rating: 3.6/5

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forseti - July 1, 2010, 5:59 am
?!? *rhime*
forseti - July 1, 2010, 5:59 am
I was some weeks ago! Impressive show!
ICEMAN - June 30, 2010, 11:28 pm
What? Never been to a Rammstein show?


TAGS: to whom it may concern
Rating: 3.58/5

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Claire - September 18, 2009, 10:06 pm
Hilarious poster, but I'm gonna have to agree with deltabob.

MUSIC - It Reaches Out And Touches People

TAGS: life concert celeb katy perry
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by giulio

just - June 19, 2009, 5:02 am
like 4 inches!
a'den - March 21, 2009, 11:49 pm
fail on the tags. that's lily allen not katy perry.
asdasd - March 21, 2009, 11:00 pm

WORKPLACE SAFETY - OSHA is going to hear about this one...and for whistling at me and "rating" the fall? Maybe the EEOC will get a call too!

TAGS: november challenge workplace beyonce takes a tumble for the team
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jibarocampesino - July 29, 2010, 2:30 pm
T.O.C. is breakdancing


TAGS: shit for brains to whom it may concern
Rating: 3.38/5

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BoneCD - October 24, 2009, 6:09 am
I knew I should have taken that ear ring out, wait you said she...never mind and get back to your retirement! 5 Poodles
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 9:14 pm
Thank you, thank you...I'll be here all week.
agdaniele - October 23, 2009, 9:12 pm
Well played, Bart.
Bartimaeus - October 23, 2009, 8:55 pm
The owner of the earrings, of course.
.... - October 23, 2009, 8:35 pm
who is this 'she'?
RONSART - October 23, 2009, 7:41 pm
nice touch with earrings with her x-ray...lol

STYLE - This woman oozes it from every orifice in her body.

TAGS: style woman beyonce
Rating: 3.27/5

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Vampyro - July 24, 2011, 11:38 pm
I think she is a beautiful woman, but too many of her images make her seem like she is trying to be a black Marilyn Monroe...

MOOOSES - Bringing the Commandments and Love to the Great White North

TAGS: he even parted hudson bay once
Rating: 3.26/5

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spacedog - August 13, 2009, 9:31 pm
He led the hosers out of Quebec, who were glad to see them go, and they wandered in the desert of Saskatchewan for forty days. They survived living only on grain and grain beer. Then it snowed.

HUGH JACKMAN - So handsome, nipples just pop out for him!

TAGS: beyonce nipslip jackman
Rating: 3.12/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Spangle - October 24, 2009, 7:14 pm
lol bob
Bob Chin - March 23, 2009, 4:49 pm
I don't see Huge Jackmans' nipples here. Cubby, false advertising
jrqls - March 22, 2009, 1:12 am
...boing...boing... yes they do
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - February 25, 2009, 1:25 am
That's proof that he's a superhero, isn't it?


LIONS - Here's the only surefire way to get more!

TAGS: lions people will complain ten times before they compliment once
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 7:02 pm
Not tonight honey I have a headache.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:58 pm
But I can sniff yours, right?
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:57 pm
I am NOT gonna sniff your ass! Quit asking! LOL
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:54 pm
Now time for the special dog handshake....
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:27 pm
Us purebreds need to stick together.
Derek - December 1, 2009, 6:24 pm
Who let the dogs out (in the comments)?
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:15 pm
Alright, point taken
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:10 pm
2 posters to make 1 point is hardly bitching. and if you agree whats the problem? if 1 made 20 more i could see, but....newbies should be aware of the down vote phenomenon so they dont get discouraged.
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 6:04 pm
You keep bitching about the same thing TTH
spacedog - December 1, 2009, 6:02 pm
female: "Are you done yet? I want you to take out the garbage" male: "Hey, I'm trying to focus here."
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:00 pm
wtf are you people talking aboot?
DreMagnum - December 1, 2009, 5:50 pm
This is kind of starvo like, 1 is enough
thatonechick - December 1, 2009, 5:48 pm
I gotta tell ya, tho, I don't think I should approve more of these, TTH. They seem to be inviting fights...

ONCE YOU SEE BRICKS - You Will Shit... Dammit, I Failed Again. I hate myself so much.

TAGS: once you see it bricks brick you will shit it fail failed
Rating: 2.76/5

More motifakes by chareuleu

Dream Police - May 18, 2008, 11:05 pm
Funniest "once-one-observes-anomoly-one-will-then-defecate-kiln-baked-clay-blocks" poster ever!
Sean - May 18, 2008, 10:22 pm
Amen. Great. And if I have to, I am prepared to ... you-know-what bricks.
santa clause - May 18, 2008, 7:53 pm
bricks even :D
santa clause - May 18, 2008, 7:52 pm
ok-after all those rubbish pics about s******g brincks-this one made me laugh :D

I ONCE CAUGHT A......... - whale this big!!!!!

TAGS: once caught a
Rating: 2.37/5

More motifakes by David

moron 4 hire - September 8, 2008, 10:40 pm
this guy has funny sheets

CONCEPTION - Demonstrated by Heidi und Ahmed

TAGS: conception birth child
Rating: 2.14/5

More motifakes by RnR

LogicDude - April 28, 2009, 10:06 am
Try to find a post titled "Misconception" would be my guess...
Jmac0585 - April 28, 2009, 10:00 am
When does the book for Same-Sex couples come out? I'd like to see how the baby gets made there.
b - March 27, 2009, 8:11 pm
im going to grow a beard like that. circle beard
slightly aroused - September 5, 2008, 12:26 am
so this is how we make more loli's for peadobear...
a name - August 13, 2008, 4:18 pm
lookit, tis a love car!

PSSST LIL' WAYNE - Da police don't just pull over a tour bus, without exigent cirumstances! Your Agent tipped them off for the publicity.

HMMM - Shall I do Cubby once or twice tonight ?


TAGS: euchre once in a lifetime heart spade club diamond
Rating: 1.93/5

More motifakes by Jak

RetiredUSNChief - April 14, 2011, 7:04 pm
Heh! Funny to see those who insist it's NOT Euchre have not checked the tags... :):)
Ace - June 12, 2009, 2:21 am
Are you guys serious...the game is Spades... Wow...
Flea - May 12, 2009, 10:00 pm
Or Diamonds. Then again, if you have that hand, you should bid pretty damn high.
aPauling - September 25, 2008, 1:13 pm
ROYAL FLUSH: You're a jack-off!
LogicDude - September 18, 2008, 3:28 pm
I LOVE Bob Euchre! Best Sportscaster EVER!
Bug - July 25, 2008, 12:15 am
The games been around for a few hundred years, people all over the world will get this joke.
theryman - June 26, 2008, 11:26 pm
I live in Cinci, and we play the best damn euchre game in the country.
Desiree - May 29, 2008, 3:38 am
You guys play Euchre in the northwest? I thought it was just in a VERY limited region of the midwest. Next time I'm in WA, I'm challenging you to an all-night Euchre match :-D
Chance - May 20, 2008, 7:46 pm
...And now one knows what this means unless they live in the Northwest.

Once You See Him -


OSCHESTRA SEATING - Security made me switch SEATS... After they found out my PARENTS were MARRIED when I was BORN.


TAGS: lullaby once in a
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - October 19, 2012, 9:14 pm
Air ~ with your flair for music referenced submissions, this doesn't surprise me & THANKS.
Airman - October 19, 2012, 11:40 am
I really like this one

Motherly Love -

TAGS: moms children concern love
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 29, 2014, 11:26 am
Aww, thanks for noticing hun (self: don't let pms side show)
GaryO - August 29, 2014, 11:01 am
Just a bit of empathy, Missy. No worries. All good. Nothing in the realm of the dept of masochism or anything like that going on here. My you look lovely today (self: watch out for the chainsaw smoking female chimp….sheesh)
MissPriss - August 29, 2014, 10:27 am
Should I be concerned about you? Hold that thought for a second...need to fuel up the chainsaw.
GaryO - August 29, 2014, 8:21 am
oh yeah, this is good...damm good

The Breakfast Club -


TAGS: mouse concession prayer
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Feasibly - May 19, 2011, 10:41 pm
5ound5 logical to meh...

Dangerously In Love -

Insight -

TAGS: weakness strength hide conceal
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by kirill

kirill - February 1, 2014, 11:03 am
Thank you!
rerun - February 1, 2014, 9:29 am

kirill - February 1, 2014, 3:58 am
bow WOW :) ! Thank you..
MissPriss - February 1, 2014, 12:17 am
A 5L like from me!
GaryO - January 31, 2014, 11:46 pm
I do like this'n...yessir...surely do
Reality Lord - January 31, 2014, 3:53 pm

very nice

once upon a time -

TAGS: once upon a time fairy tales disney tv dramas
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 1, 2013, 12:18 pm
It does! It most certainly DOES!
MissPriss - November 1, 2013, 10:00 am
Hey crotchety, doesn't it remind you a little of "This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friend"...teehee


TAGS: im bored and can t get the concept out of my head so here it is before lockdown tonight
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

forseti - May 26, 2010, 5:50 am
so bad... 5 hats
pzykosiz - May 24, 2010, 7:20 pm
While i'd like to vote this down and put my poster higher, i just can't. 5L
Ed-Hyde - May 24, 2010, 12:38 pm
I likes the toolses, yessssss. 5 slightly homicidal lions.
MO - May 24, 2010, 12:12 pm
There is so much WIN under this old hat, it's almost a sin!!!
TheTrashHeap - May 24, 2010, 11:33 am
Typical Haar! Excellent as always!
GreyScorpion - May 24, 2010, 9:50 am
ChaChing!! 5L

Forever Young -


TAGS: only worked once too
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

themansn - February 24, 2011, 8:54 am
I got my tonsils removed and didn#t received any Ice Cream for 2 weeks!! As substitute I received some medicine that made made all shady for the 2 weeks xDD
Sean - October 26, 2010, 11:11 pm
Wonderful Haar. And holding back any mention of rusty pliars ... exemplary restraint for comedic excellence. Bravo!
agdaniele - October 26, 2010, 10:28 pm
Aces as always, Haar!


TAGS: april calendar 2010 dash revenge dash judas dash what tremendous feats human beings are capable of once they abandon dignity dash where i am going i can only take smiles
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Derek - April 8, 2010, 4:37 pm
Sadly ineffective on some people
pieman - April 8, 2010, 11:49 am

Orange Juice from Concentrate -

TAGS: orange juice concentrate frozen oj
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 1, 2013, 12:49 pm
Totally, lol.
Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 8:23 pm
Also useful for drinking on the way home from the store.

CONCEPTION - The Beginning Of The End.


TAGS: nic cage is concerned
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by Airman

Mahomygod - February 24, 2011, 8:52 pm
How can you tell?

TICKET SALES - Another brisk sale-out for the Vanilla Ice Northern Lights Tour...

Within 70 Years -

NOT FUNNY ENOUGH - That's what the moderator said Let's go have a little chat

TAGS: inconceivable
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by Airman

LogicDude - December 23, 2009, 9:23 am
Hey...her fault. She should have tapped out.
funnyman37 - December 22, 2009, 10:28 pm
Of course no one mentions Snuka! He killed his girlfriend and walked. Hence he's not worth mentioning.
LogicDude - December 16, 2009, 6:26 am
So no one mentions Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka? No one? Hello?
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:36 pm
Thx, Ice!
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:35 pm
At least someone will date you, Grey.
ICEMAN - December 15, 2009, 11:30 pm
You crack me up Aggy! ;)
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 6:22 pm
I'm gonna date myself here, I saw Andre wrestle Hogan. Hogan had the 22 inch Pythons, but Andre drawfed him at 7'4" 500 lbs
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 6:21 pm
Anyone want a peanut?
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:16 pm
Amsome! Andre must have lifts in his boots. He looks huge. 5Ls
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 6:07 pm
thanks, its my girlfriend molesting a statue
Airman - December 15, 2009, 6:05 pm
you can take it and do anything you want with it. Your avatar really confuses me.. she's very pretty, but I miss Woot
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 6:00 pm
this picture is perfect for the thread One L: The Movement. all it needs s a word bubble

CONTAGION SHAKES & SHIMMY - "Champagne Sway-Dancing", "Pony-Tail Whipping" What ever it you call it, It was still a Better show than Beyonce's Half-Time one.

TAGS: barclay jay z beyonce coldplay paltrow
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - February 7, 2013, 10:56 pm
Why do I watch contagion when there's no Zombies in it.


SHAME - It would be one if something, happened to your preciouse SUPER-BOWL. Seeing as all that kvetching you did about the Inauguration. Crying Gold-Darn Shame.

TAGS: beyonce inauguration superdome superbowl harbaugh
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - February 4, 2013, 11:31 pm
EmilioDumphque - February 4, 2013, 5:41 pm
Who is she?


TAGS: im only going to warn you once to not read this poster
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by Produceman117

Sean - December 27, 2009, 4:51 pm
Love it. And ever since I saw the movie Tremors, that costume has taken on new layers of creepitude -- must be the bunny-rabbit heads on the hands and feet. Uncalled for.

CAN OF INSPIRATION - At this moment I even don't know what for I could use it

TAGS: concept idea inspiration
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by absurd

agdaniele - September 22, 2010, 10:27 pm
PErhaps pour some in a plastic bag and huff it before making your next motifake?
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:51 pm
Tell You What Ill Give You A 4ls
Hawamleh - September 22, 2010, 4:51 pm


TAGS: sept 23 pure concentrated evil
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

amina - September 27, 2009, 11:33 pm
wait a second. i just realized i am on the 30th. I know i don't post as much as other but shouldn't at least be the 20th :)
agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 9:01 am
LOL Ron! Unarmed? He should've armed himself... if he's gonna decorate this site with bad motifakes.
RONSART - September 23, 2009, 10:53 pm
very good Mr. Buzz...great idea...maybe Sean will use for next month list.
BuZZbomb - September 23, 2009, 10:51 pm
WHOO HOO!! All Hell's Bells ringing on the 26th! (I hope) This would be kinda fun... if it were true.
CANADA - September 23, 2009, 10:39 pm
wow i made the list!
RON - September 23, 2009, 1:15 pm
5+...jez...my mouse getting tried hitting the fifth lion for ya. Wow...somehow u keep topping yourself...on lighter note...love the flame wars of yours...you fighting unarmed people...lol Woody confused now...happy?...lol...Poster genius!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Player_Meyer - September 23, 2009, 11:40 am
The Who's Who of Motifake... nice... hahah
Sean - September 23, 2009, 11:19 am
Damn this is evil. So damn evil. Damn.
Arrogant Knight - September 23, 2009, 10:55 am
bOB cHIN - September 23, 2009, 10:53 am
I like it...But Woody's gonna be confused...(err, sorry wrong tense)
Arrogant Knight - September 23, 2009, 10:48 am
I kinda like that idea. FEED MY EGO. OM NOM NOM.
amina - September 23, 2009, 10:43 am
I think this would actually be kind of funny. I mean we already have the tributes thread so why not do that in the tributes thread???
spacedog - September 23, 2009, 10:39 am
More like Evil followed by HELLarious.
Arrogant Knight - September 23, 2009, 9:59 am
Evil this month, 'simple' next month.
MrRandom - September 23, 2009, 9:55 am
Day 18 is evil?
motifake - September 23, 2009, 9:53 am

LOL, 5L. Just a quick comment before anyone gets any ideas. Please dont do a calendar with everyones names, visitors to motifake wont get it at all.

B2K - She messed up the Inauguration. . . . Now her light-show and holograms, messed up the HARBAUGH-BOWL!! Is no-one gonna do anything about her? When will she be stopped?

TAGS: betonce
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by MashiMashi

MashiMashi - February 4, 2013, 5:17 pm
Who wouldn't vote for AL
TheConstitutionalist - February 4, 2013, 3:02 pm
It would be an improvement for sure Cloud. I vote for Weird Al
CloudchaserS - February 4, 2013, 11:12 am
The NFL really REALLY should get Weird Al to do the halftime show!